got this from yami-caffeine

old character of mine Otop's meme, I'm gonna use this to update him and maybe drive myself to draw him again, and like, try to improve.

A
- Available: Yes, my gentleman's penis wants to meet your gentleman's bum
- Age: physical: 29 actual: 3,039
- Annoyance: people walking down the street side to side, forcing me to walk a-god-damn-round
- Animal: Sugar Gliders
- Actor: Edward Norton

B
- Beer: Special Export, so super classy
- Birthday/Birthplace: May 17th, what is now Luxembourg
- Best Friend: Jasan Olivieri
- Best feeling in the world: Sex with the love of your life
- Blind or Deaf: nyet
- Best weather: 80s and overcast
- Been in Love: oh fuck yes
- Been bitched out?: yes
- Believe in yourself?: yes, I am god!
- Believe in life on other planets: plausible, but 3,000 years of seeing nothing makes me skeptical
- Believe in miracles: only if an orgasm counts as a miracle
- Believe in magic: yes
- Believe in God/Satan: no, but I do often claim to be god
- Believe in ghosts/spirits: i speak to them all the time
- Believe in evolution: yeah, I've seen it happen to a small degree in my years, people have evolved from savage bastards to self-centered assholes

C
- Car: spankin' brand new Kia soccer mom van
- Candy: unicorn dreams
- Colour: the purpler the better
- Cried in school: didn't have school in my community, we learned of our own volition
- Chocolate/Vanilla: vanilla
- Chinese/Mexican: chinese for sure
- Cake or pie: pie
- Country to visit: Finland

D
- Day or Night: Night
- Dance in the rain?: all the time
- Do the splits?: yesssss

E
- Eggs: coddled
- Eyes: blue
- Everyone has a: poop launcher
- Ever failed a class?: never had to take one

F
- First crush: Dae
- Full name: Otop Etidy Q'Ousta
- Food: whatever you'd call the pasta I make when I'm drunk

G
- Greatest Fear: That I may never be able to die
- Goals: meet my true love in the great below
- Gum: 4 sticks at a time
- Get along with your parents?: yes
- Good luck charm: don't need luck when you've got skills and class

H
- Hair Colour: green
- Height: 6 foot 6
- Holiday: Bacchanalia(fuck christmas, there's not as much wine drinking and screwin'
- Health freak?: no way, I'm just trying to die with what I eat
- Hate: feisty christies and other religious nuts

I
- Ice Cream: only if it's filled with delicious yummy raspberries
- Instrument: chemnitzer concertina (think accordion, but more badass)

J
- Jewelry: gay pride triangle necklace and rainbow bracelet
- Job: writer(under many pseudonyms)

K
- Kids: can't have kids with another dude (thank non-existent god)
- Kickboxing or karate: pfft, those are nothing compared to eskrima

L
- Longest Car Ride: 10 hours is my maximum threshold for that erection-destroying boredom
- Love: is a wonderful thing that grows and makes everything all right
- Laughed so hard you cried: all the time with my buddies

M
- Movie: Kind Hearts and Coronets
- Mooned anyone?: only once, and it was at a republican national convention, it caused a riot
- Marriage: if they will legalize it for us 'mos
- Motion sickness?: only when watching cloverfield XP
- McD’s or BK: eww, ewwwww, angus burger? More like anus burger, haw

N
- Number of Siblings: none
- Number of Piercings: 2 (nips, oh so sexy yah?)

O
- One wish: to finally cross over into the next plane of existence permanently
- One phobia: reaching the other side only to be revived with magic again

P
- Parents: Kliska and F'Nyaor Q'Ousta
- Place you'd like to live: San Francisco
- Perfect Pizza: made of gold
- Pepsi/Coke: that's like picking between syphilis and gonorrhea

Q
- Quail: man, Quail Man: the ultimate hero
- Questionnaires: invasive and often perverted

R
- Reason to cry: sad songs(i love a good cry)
- Reality TV: is so fake, there's no way the people on those shows could function in the real world
- Roll your tongue in a circle?: all 9 inches of tongue, yes

S
- Song: Queens of the Stone Age - the Blood is Love
- Shoe size: 11
- Salad Dressing: ranch
- Sushi: delicious like crazy
- Skipped school: the entire thing, because it didn't really exist or need to, seeing as how we enjoyed learning
- Seen a dead body?: made some
- Smoked?: only pot, it's part of my demon tribe's rituals
- Sing well?: beautifully
- Stuffed Animals?: eww, not a fan of bestiality
- Single/Group dates: group dates feel weird, i mean, is it supposed to become an orgy or something?
- Strawberries/Blueberries: blueberries for sure

T
- Time for bed: 2 in the morning
- Thunderstorms: make a wonderful smell and are beautifully chaotic
- TV: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development and King of the Hill

U
- Unpredictable: more than you can imagine

V
- Vegetable you hate: okra
- Vegetable you love: carrot
- Vacation spot: the old stomping grounds 'round Luxembourg

W
- Weakness: nothing anymore, but before it was being shot
- Worst feeling: sandpaper handjob
- Where do we go when we die: I believe we all return to become part of the universal energy with our new found worldly knowledge, assimilating with the sentient energy flow waiting to be revived again in another form
- Worst weather: Minnesota winters, I literally was frozen solid there once

X
- X-Rays: not as cool as deathrays

Y
- Year it is now: 2009
- Yellow: when combined with blue becomes... BLELLOW!

Z
- Zodiac sign: Pisces